Culinary Expression

Good news my dear family and friends! At the ripe old age of two years old Grant is entirely self-sufficient now! He has fully embraced the role of meal prepper/chef. Below please find a photo of his latest masterpiece…I call it ‘Breakfast‘. I think maybe he was going for more of an abstract look with this particular meal. He flew in the face of most norms and refused to plate this meal at all. The way he scattered the Cheerios across the floor was meant to convey the feeling of melancholic longing. The entire gallon of milk dumped on the table conveys the opposing feeling of overflowing abundance. Together it creates a truly one of a kind Ying Yang culinary experiences. I already have multiple galleries looking to buy this print off my hands. He is just so far ahead of his time. I’m considering selling tickets for next Sunday’s brunch. I can’t wait to see what he has in store for us! Or better yet, you could pay me and I will let him come to your house to prep your next meal! Tickets are selling out fast – you better get ahold of me quickly!