Did your child watch 12 hours of TV yesterday because you were too tired to tell them they couldn’t? Mine too! Have you ever been mid-car ride only to suddenly turn around and count your children, because you’re pretty sure you forgot one at home? Yup, been there. Do you frequently forget your children’s names? You’re not alone! If you can relate to any of these situations, this blog might be for you. And if you are a mother and can’t relate to these situations, you’re a liar.
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Logistical Lunacy
It was bound to happen. I think we all knew it was only a matter of time. This fall is our first time having kids on five separate sports teams. We are trying to coordinate the schedules for all five at once. Elle is doing both cross country and soccer. Rose is in volleyball for …
Deserted in Dallas
Sit down. Get comfortable. Go to the bathroom. Maybe get yourself a drink. This is likely to be a lengthy post. But if you’re the type of individual that likes to revel in someone else’s demise, you are likely to be quite pleased. The only way to adequately tell this is in a rather verbose …
Why You Need Flood Insurance
Alex left on a business trip for a few days. This is fresh off of him spending an insane amount of time working on our garage all weekend to get the insulation finished. He was stressed. I was stressed. It wasn’t the most high-quality weekend we’ve ever spent as a family. He even tried to …
About Me
I’m just a small town girl…living in a lonely world. Born and raised 2 hours west of south Detroit. Oh wait…I think that’s a song. For real, though, I am a small town girl. And the sometimes-happy mother of 4 children that are super young. I have one adoring husband that worships the ground I walk on. Probably because I do all of his laundry. I’m not sure what the qualifications for being a good mother are, but I definitely don’t possess them. No joke, as I write this, there is a baby crying 2 feet away and my husband and I are both pretending like we don’t hear him, hoping the other one will pick him up. I’m just happy our house is still standing. And – hand to God – part of that fell over once and we had to get it fixed. Mediocre is my middle name. But life doesn’t give out trophies anyways. Welcome to the blog. You’re in good company.
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